'This Fall on TKSN'

The new fall shows on The Know S**t Network!

                                                  

     "This fall, all your must-see shows are back, plus a few new ones: see our fun and educational new shows:

     "Nineteen Teeth and Counting"--follow a man as he attempts to eat corn on the cob with only nineteen teeth, well, actually it's sixteen, plus three nubs.

     "Hillbilly Hoovers"--a backwoods family eats dinner.

     "Water Fowl Trilogy"--political views of three men with a collective IQ of 10.

     "Tidal Wave Surfing"--idiotic morons attempt to stay on their boards for more than five seconds. 

     "Kids Need to be Forced"--see kids as young as six compete in beauty pageants against their will, living their parent's dreams.

     "All our new shows are introduced by Clem Gummer. We think you'll agree, this fall on The Know S**t Network is really going to be something!"