"A Great Movie, There, Sum B*****s!"

Clem Gummer promotes The New Movie From TKSN!"

                                                                   

     "Yee-haw! Howdy folks, it's your old buddy, Clem Gummer here, begging, pleading with you to see this fabulous movie, from the studios of The Know S**t Network--it's entitled 'Fabulous Movie!" and believe me when I say IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY! The plot escapes me at the moment, but then I've been huffing glue! Eh, ha, ha, just joshing y'all, it's got a plot, and it's amazing! It involves some really cool stuff. It stars celebrity reality-microwaver, from 'Waving With the Stars', Dirk Landau. I'm tellin' ya, sum b*****s, see this movie. Have I ever let you down before, other than that one time? Yee-haw--rootin', tootin' fun for the entire family!"

 

     "Are we off the air? Good, you sum b*****s owe me some serious money!  I'm not knee-padding it for your backwater drainage ditch of a pathetic network without you flashing some serious moola at me, got it?"

 

     "Look, Gummer, we've got an iron clad contract, and we'll sue your a*s!"

 

    "Waaaiiittt just a minute! Oh, okay, I'll participate in your dog and pony show, you sons of b*****s!"

 

     "We knew you'd see reason--now, we'd like you to do a promo for our new show, 'Skydiving Bimbos in Bikini's', okay?"

 

     "Sum b***h!"