'Mellow Yellow Fun Cakes!'

Laid back, yellow, fun, cakes!

                           

A Product of The Hashish Jim Corporation

 

"How often have you wished there was a special dessert just for reefers? Well, now there is! Introducing 'Mellow Yellow Fun Cakes', the first dessert cake made for, and targeting, stoners. We can't tell you why they're yellow, but...eh, ha, ha, gotcha, dudes! No, nobody pissed in the batter, they're made from the finest lemon's available (whatever we find in the dumpster behind grocery stores--eh, ha, ha, again, dudes!)

We've already done the hard part of the job for you. Each package of 'Mellow Yellow Fun Cakes' is pre-opened (just ignore the greenish tint! Eh, ha, ha, and again!) so you won't have to fumble around trying to open the b***h. We understand that your motor skills and coordination aren't stellar when you're baked, so we've taken the frustration away, so you can get at the sugar and lard that much quicker. 

These fabulous fun cakes taste great (but let's be honest, a mouthful of tree bark tastes great when your high--eh, ha, ha, and again!), and come in a package with black light coloring so you can turn out the lights, and zone, baby! Mmm, mmm--so pick up a package of 'Mellow Yellow Urinal--Err--Fun Cakes' (eh, ha, ha--this is almost too easy!) and reef away, today!"