"Who am I to Argue?"

"Why Don't You Shut Your Pie Hole?"

                                                              

"I don't want to say I'm opinionated, but--"

"You know, you're so full of s**t, you're eyes are brown!"

"Shut, up, they're blue, that's a tired, lame joke,

and who the hell are you?"

"I'm part of you, I'm aware your/my eyes are blue,

hazel actually, but mostly blue, and I'm the part of you

who's smart enough to realize that your/my views are bound

to piss off somebody, and maybe you/me shouldn't post

your/my opinions."

"Well, okay there, Mr. Limpoid, I'll be sure to keep that in mind

when I'm not giving a crap! If someone's offended, too bad!"

"With that kind of attitude, let me guess, you/I am a Trump supporter!"

"Why, you b*****d! If you're trying to piss me off, you are!"

"Don't you mean you/me?"

"No, if you say I'm a Trump supporter, you must not be a

part of me. No part of me would ever support that idiotic,

egotistical, living rejected Muppet character. You know those two old men who sit in the balcony and rank on everybody, and everything?

Well, the producers of the show realized the Trump character did

the same thing, only he was just an obnoxious jerk, so they wisely

cut his character out, so Trump went rouge, and freelanced it."

"Well, I'm just telling it the way I see it, there, Over-Sensitive Boy!"

"You know, I have the power to crush you by turning off my conscience,

and not listening to your a*s!"

"First of all, my a*s doesn't say much, and second of all, screw you!"

"Aren't you really telling yourself to screw off, if you're a part of me?"

"Well, no, because I'm leaving you, and striking out on my own!

I'll rent a house, get a job, and live in peace and quiet!"

"Two things wrong with that--one, I/you can't walk very well,

and two--eat it!"

"Well, I've got to do something--I can't stand living in you brain,

one more day!"

"Hey, it's been no picnic sharing a brain with you, either.

'Don't do it, you may offend someone,' blah, blah, blah!"

"Fine! I'm outta here!"

"Bye, hey, send me a postcard from Pussville, huh?"

 "Fine, goodbye!"

"Later days, dick!"

 

***

 

"You know, without my conscience, it's quiet in my head, too quiet!"

 

***

 

Postcard from myself: "Sitting on a golden beach, drinking a pina colada,

and taking in the wildlife, in thong bikini's. Having a wonderful time, glad you're not here!"

 

"Damn you/me!"