"Not This S**t Again!"

Dress up the Doggy!

                                                    

                                                         

 

Not this s**t again! "Hey everyone, I'm using Fido as a prop,

he acts like he's unwilling, but wait till he sees what I got him at the shop!"

 

Another human-like costume, hurray! How degrading!

This makes me sick--of the puss-dogs, I'll soon be the king.

 

Tell me something, do I look at all happy to you?

this is the embarrassing crap you make me do.

 

I just want to chow down, and lay around.

Just for that, I'm humping your leg, I'll really go to town!

 

Yeah, I'm fixed, but I'll damn well fix you too.

Hey, you embarrass me, I'm embarrassing you!

 

And that's another thing, Fido? Come on, do you mind?

Sure, make me sound like the 'John Smith' of canines.

 

So, let's recap, shall we? One--dress me (the key phrase here is 'dress')

Two--wrack your brain and come up with 'Fido', really? Guess

 

you couldn't be bothered to have to think up a real name.

So, yes, it's your fault I'm the laughing stock of all poochdom--the blame

 

is all on you--I'm not 'adorable', I'm not your 'child',

I'm not a 'doggy-model', I'm a 'dog' okay? Time to drop a pile!