'Nineteen Teeth and Counting'!

Cob-Gumming!

                                                               

'Nineteen Teeth and Counting!'

The Know S**t Television Network Presents:

 

"Yee-haw-howdy, little campers, this is your old buddy, Clem Gummer, here to tell you about a fab-fricking-ulous new show here on 'The Know S**t Network, 'Nineteen Teeth and Counting'!  Follows the day-to-day struggles of a real-life backwater moron, who drinks too much, bathes too little, lives in a 1972-era camper with a leaky roof, on the back forty of Wilton Wilberton the Third's farm as he attempts to make his life approximate reality. This week, we'll follow Karl Sanders as he attends his neighbor Big Curly's barbecue/hoedown/political fundraiser. Karl's at a disadvantage--his sixteen full teeth and three nubbers makes it hard for him to eat corn-on-the-cob. Watch and laugh as he manages, somehow, to inhale about eight of those babes in an incredible amount of time--yee-haw, sum-b*****s! You'll be there as the other guests quickly become sickened by watching the man whom they see as a slobbering, living wood chipper, eat. It's like all-you-can-stomach moron-fest. His show fits right in with our other in-breeder shows on our network--yee-haw!"