Unknown Trump

More, previously-unknown things that he's the best at!

                                                             

Unknown Trump

 

Nothing, absolutely nothing--oh, wait, here's are some little-known T.V. shows highlighting unknown skills he has and the fascinating riches to more riches life of The Donald:

 

"Cooking With Mr. Trump"--airs on The Food Network: Donald shows his culinary skills as he makes caramelized apple fritters, and other delights that only he knows how to make, just about the most pressing need of the country, that he has a clue about.

 

"Travels with Donald': airs on The Travel Channel--Trump travels to exotic places like Newark New Jersey. He would like to travel outside the United States, but, due to his bullshit immigration policies, no other county, especially Mexico, can stand him, much like Democrats.

 

"Striking While the Iron is Hot, Starring Donald Trump"--airs on The Iron Channel--how to shamelessly promote yourself, such as, when you run for president, writing and selling a book at the same time.

 

 "Every Other Candidate is a Loser"--airs on every news channel--Trump ridicules and demeans all the other candidates, much like it was when you were in junior high.