The Foot-In-Mouth Song!

Self-explanatory!

                                                              

"You put you right foot in, you put your left foot in, you hoover them both, and the with stupid crap you said, you feel like s**t again!" 

Verse: 

Oh no, I've done it once more, pushed 'send' before I thought, or was awake. 

You think I'd learn, but no! With me, learning never seems to take. 

So I'm once again left feeling like s**t, deja-vu all over again, 

been there, done that, I'm the dumbest dude that's ever been! 

Pre-Chorus: 

A lead pipe upside of the head, 

wouldn't teach me dick about the stupid crap I've said.

Verse: 

Not again, damn it? Unable to delete, oh no! 

How could I've be so stupid, I'm sure I don't know! 

Send them out in waves, like the surface of the sea, 

Moronic has a name, and it's surely me! 

Pre-Chorus: 

How many more songs about this will I have to write? 

Thinking, though, is so hard, it's bleeding me white! 

Chorus: 

Oh yes, this is The Foot-In-Mouth song. 

Gagging on those tootsies all day long! 

They say that there's one in every crowd, 

with extra-idiot, I'm well endowed! 

Repeat 1st Verse: 

Repeat 1st Pre-Chorus: 

Repeat Chorus: 

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