Mind-Running Off at the Mouth!

Me no got the radar!

Trying to think of a brilliant and funny reply,
you know, sometimes I just shouldn't even try.

But how do you think that works out for me? Do I ever not?
Of course I do, and with sometimes disastrous results. Got

Internal Don't Say That Radar? I'm happy for you if you do,
cause I certainly don't. You'd think I'd take my cue

from the last time I went and I ran off at the mouth,
but no, I push, 'send' and my emotions are headed south,

and from there, it's 'no, not again!' but it's already too late.
By pushing 'send', it's out there, thereby sealing my fate,

as probably the lamest--the desperate comedian with a one-liner
that blows--and one who wishes he was on a slow boat to Chiner!