The Fixer Elixer!

morning-saver!

There's magic in them there cups of molded clay!

Kick's you in the a*s, and sends you on your way.

 

'Legal Speed', or, if you'd rather know it's name, coffee.

It will lift you out of that dark hole, and set you free!

 

Frees you from Earthly bummers, and jolts your a*s to life.

A temporary suspension from your day-to-day strife.

 

Well, not suspension, really, but it'll be easier to cope.

It's the liquid equivalent of 'happiness-on-a-rope'!

 

Don't ask me just what the hell that is, cause I don't have a clue.

I'm just trying to describe the feeling, and maybe it's the same for you.

 

I cannot function properly until I've had a cup or five.

Wake up a zombie, slam some, and start to come alive!