'OverTrumposis'!

A new, mysterious disease!

"Attention--this is Hank Dobson of the CDC,

warning everyone of a disease that's transmitted via T.V.

 

It's a particularly virulent strain of the H211 virus,

causing uncontrolled violent fantasies, and will cause you to cuss

 

repeatedly, and loudly, which may result in sharp looks from
anyone standing in the outburst zone. Some

 

symptoms may include a strange, uncontrollable desire to heave

your dinner at, or in the direction of, the T.V, and having to leave

 

the room suddenly, both of which may result in Traumatic

Cartilage Tearing--shield your eyes from the unexplained charismatic

 

appeal that this candidate has--keep small children and pets

away from the viewing area--this appeal is as mysterious as it gets.

 

We're working on a vaccine, but until then, turn off the viewing deal.

But, we have to admit, we're stumped--his appeal is unreal!"