"I Dream of Coffee With the Dark Brown Hue"!

A song in the key of life!

"Oh, I dream of coffee with the dark brown hue,

there's something special in that magical brew.

 

It slaps you in the face and jolts you to life.

It smoothes out rough edges, and brings calm to strife.

 

It's your only friend when your not feeling so well.

Without it, you struggle, and you're caught in a living hell.

 

Higher brain function suffers before you turn the pot 'on'.

Common sense and reason seem impossible to call upon.

 

And most of your comments given when not under it's effect,

are often an unfunny joke--without the thinking reflex.

 

Oh, sure, you'll do your best to sound rational and fully awake,

but, we all know, trying anything computerly is one hell of a mistake!"