"Screetch and Schlong'!

With Dog-Whistle for a Voice Sarah Palin's endorsement today,

The Good Ship Moron has tied up to the quay.  

 

A new comedy duo is born, 'Screech and Schlong'

Mrs. Empty-Head, and Mister Hateful Dong.

Comedian's around the globe are licking their chops,

 and salivating, their mind's on overload, as they pull out the stops,

 

and as they rush over to their computers to dig right in.

The only trouble I foresee is, where does one begin?

 

Now, I see The Donald as ruthless, and far from moronic,

but when you get in the lifeboat, what a team--Mrs. Empty and Mr. Big Dick!