The View From Mike's Face--Jan. 21

just my opinion

     Ah, the unexplained mysteries--who was Jack the Ripper, is there life in outer space, and how in the hell did Bush get reelected? Now, add another one, one maybe more inexplicable than them all--I keep hearing that people are glued to their televisions to watch anything to do with Donald Trump--who exactly are these people, because everyone that I know is sick of Mr. Dead Ferret Head. I know that anytime he is on, I turn to The Anything Else Channel. I've pretty much been watching that channel all the time lately. These mysterious people must all watch at the tavern, and have the bartender flip the channel back and forth between the news and 'America's Most Real Fake People'. Come on--I was watching The BBC, and the reporter was grilling the guest as to what he meant, and calling B.S. on some of his more outlandish statements. You don't get anything but a superficial question here and there on American news shows, and usually, the guests aren't challenged at all. They must think we're too stupid to understand anything but the most basic of premises, and maybe they're right, after all, some of us are fascinated by a man who offends everyone, and doesn't have a clue about anything real, and now add to that gleaming spire of shrillness, Sarah Palin, and you have something so impossible to explain, it'll be the premise of a new reality show, hosted by Donald Trump. Of course, you'll have to wait 9 years to see it, after Trump's time in office is through!