Quantum Fannage!

Regretting!

You make my want to study quantum physics,

so I can build a time machine, travel back

to 1978, and pick someone, anyone else to look up to.

Because, frankly, you're an embarrassment to the human race.

As a teenager, you were my guitar hero--I didn't care about

the words you were saying, I just thought the riffs were cool.

But now I hear you ranting against our president, in a

spewing of racial hatred, and it sickens me that I ever

looked up to you, because you didn't deserve it then,

and you sure as hell don't deserve it now.