Pathosville City Counsel Position Two Debate!

A cable-access debate!

       "Hello, viewer on the Corn Belt Network, Public Access Channel 874, I'm the moderator for tonight's debate, Mel Congealer. Tonight's debate is between candidates for The City of Pathos City Council Position Number Two, Slim Godfrey, and Hank Rotorman. And I'd like to say hello to first, Slim Godfrey. Hey, Slim, how's the hardware biz?"

 

     "Great, our products are flying off the shelves. Mel, we just got in some of those Ejacu-Pumps you've been pester--"

 

     "Next, won't you welcome, Hank Rotorma..."

 

     "Wait, a hardware store selling Ejacu-Pumps? I guess I misunderstood the meaning oh 'hard' ware, huh? Eh, ha, ha!"

 

     "I'll have you know, Rotorman, I'm trying something new--a hardware store, combined with an adult toys store, servicing men--err--men's needs, hence the name, Godfrey's Tool and Tools."

 

     "Okay, can we get back to debating the issues--how each candidate feels about real..."

 

     "You don't think the voters have a right to know their potential city councilman is a degenerate?"

 

     "Hey, Rotorman, eat it!"

 

     "Not just a degenerate, a pissed degenerate. Wow!"

 

     "Gentlemen, please, let's get back to the issu--"

 

     "A pissed degenerate? That's it, Rotorman, ever since you moved to the city, small pets have been mysteriously disappearing--"

 

     "Why, you b*****d--that's slander!"

 

     "Oh, I'm not accusing you, but it is rather curious that it wasn't a problem before you came to town--curious, that's all."

 

     "Curious? I'm curious also--curious why strange men have been seen sneaking out your back door under cover of night. Now, you want to talk curious..."

 

     "Why you, that's quite a low blow!"

 

     "I think that mystery has just been confirmed by Slim, here!"

 

     "Slim, put the folding chair down!"

 

     "Like hell I will--this b*****d's going to have 'Rio' tattooed on his forehead!"

 

     "Well, that's all the time we have--this is Mel Congealer returning you to the studio, where I believe we have a new episode of 'Dick Drapleman's Compost Pile' ready to air."

 

The End

 

      

 

      

 

    

 

 

Reviews

[ANTO]

I don't like this..... (cue American Idol sized dramatic pause)
I LOVE IT !!

Haha - too funny.
'Godfreys tool and tools' and the Rio head stamp xDD

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks much, ANTO!