'The Disgusting Show'!

Coming soon to a news network near you--nay, always is on the air!

     Donald Trump. It's become clear to me exactly what he's doing. He's stolen a show idea from Jerry Springer, an idea that good old Jerry never got to explore fully; see how many outrageous, offensive, sexist things you can say before even the one-tooth wonders say it's too much--a chair-throwing hate fest, a name-calling, blame everybody different, play to the crowd, rile them into a frenzy, see how many disgusting, vile things you can inspire your guests to say, a turn-them-loose reality script. Only he's beating his followers/guests to gutter-level, by spewing these comments himself--after all, why not cut out the middle man, and get all the glory yourself? In shooting for glory and recognition for himself, he's dragging this country through the mud, damaging our reputation on a global scale, and the network bosses, instead of cancelling this, the greatest show on disgusting, love it, because it's making them a lot of money.

 

     And, in the rare twenty seconds when he's not saying something offensive to rile everyone up, either in a nasty way, a 'you go, Donny!' way, or in a 'I can't believe what I'm hearing!' way, all the network's have got a panel of 'experts' on to debate what's fueling his popularity. What's fueling his popularity seems to be a mixture of one-tooth nubbers, celebrity-a*s-kissers, and the 'can't look away from a train wreck' mentality, the same thing that makes shows like 'The Jerry Springer Show' so popular. Except this is one 'reality show' that needs to be cancelled, desperately.

 

     Don--Donny--do you mind if I call you that? This isn't a 'reality show', it's reality, and therein lies the problem, you can't tell the difference.