What Am I Going To Do?

BIG problem looming!

 What am I Going to Do?

     I've got a problem--see, I'm already asking myself, 'Self, how in the hell are you going to be able to watch the presidential debates this fall?' because I literally upchuck down my socks listening to Donald Trump speak. This morning, I was watching a clip from 'The Daily Show', and they were showing clips from his speeches and making fun of the things he was saying. Now, tell me--that's a COMEDY show, and I'm gritting my teeth and shouting curse words, how am I going to watch the debates without flailing around, and accidently hurting someone? I already know the answer to that; don't watch, but I also know that I will--I can't help myself. HELP! 

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[mattavelli]

Hey, Mike, I think we need to test the waters. I'm thinking its heavy metal poisoning. The elephant is acting strangely.

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, I think you're onto something--I used to be IN a heavy metal band--oh, you're not talking about music, are you?