Trip Through the Void!

Rolf says, come on!

Verse:

If you're thinking this is about a trip to outer space,

sorry to disappoint--this is about just above my face!

 

It's like going on a demented fifty-three year tour,

a forced march through warped synopsis de-jour!  

 

Pre-Chorus:

You really ought to see it through my eyes,

it just gets more effed up, the harder I tries!

 

Verse:

"My name is Rolf, and I'll be your tour guide guy,

You'll see some wacky s**t, you'll wonder why

 

Mike's still loose to terrorize the land,

neither reality nor facts are under his command!"

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

So join Rolf, for a Trip Through the Void.

At first, it'll seem empty of thought, devoid

of damn near everything, but hold the phone, Charlie!

It's like going on a crazy-man's safari!

 

Verse:

Shards of ideas burst out from the dark,

and while they all fall well short of the mark,

 

they're at least entertaining in a sad sort of way.

But when the tour is over, at least you can say:

 

After-Chorus:

"I survived, lived to tell the tale, and now I can go home,

which is more than I can say for him, and his idiot's dome!"

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

End