The Jerk-Weed!

A complete b*****d!

Verse:

"B*****d, pecker, idiot!" I scream at this dude.

He's there every time I turn around, and he's always rude!

 

He's so opinionated, and he's always so sure he's right.

He just won't leave me alone, I get disgusted by his sight.

 

Pre-Chorus:

Has the stones to tell me that I'm wrong?

He's an egotistical s.o.b!

Superior look on his face, a dorkier dork

you'll never see!

 

Verse:

I tell him to leave me alone, to shut his hole,

but he just gives me a blank stare--I hate with my heart and soul,

 

everything about him, besting him is my only fricking aim in life!

I'd so like to stab him in the neck, with a serrated knife!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

He's a total dick, he's The Jerk-Weed!

Open him like a suitcase, I've an overwhelming need!

 

Yeah, he thinks he's always right, and I'm always wrong,

that's why I seek release, by penning this song!

 

Verse:

I know what you're thinking, 'it's his reflection on the mirror!'

but no, you're wrong--oh, okay, you're exactly right--with my inferior

 

imagination, damn it all to the nether-regions, or hell

if you prefer, that's another thing the dude bests me at, oh well!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

End

 

Reviews

[fergul]

That's parents for you, always pretending. :)

[fergul]

Bit f*****g peculiar this, but it works in a weird kind of way.

fergul

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and 'A Bit Peculiar' is my middle name, my parents didn't like me much!

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, whatever I've achieved (nothing!), I've had to do on my own!