Beat That Broken Record!

I just can't help myself!

Verse:

"Here he goes again! Treading the same old tired ground,"

you're saying to yourself--"Won't someone shut him down?"

 

What would you say if I agree with you, one hundred percent?

It's just that these political losers only add to my lament.

 

Pre-Chorus:

Oh, how I wish they all would just go.

All the R's are a bunch of dangerous Bozos.

 

Verse:

My typing hand takes on a life of it's own, I fully confess.

The broken state of our politics is such a mess.

 

 

I'm blown away by the stupidity--by the sheer lunacy

of their idiotic babbling, bluster, and of what I see

 

Pre-Chorus:

 being parroted and promoted by the news dudes,

who gleefully give Trump credit, when he's simply rude.

 

Chorus:

 

I Beat That Broken Record, time and time again.

Even these lyrics make me sound like a demented comedian,

but it's just so ludicrous, every day, seemingly every hour.

It's impossible to ignore them, it's a subject on which I never sour!

 

Verse:

Months and months out, and things are already this bad,

If you don't think it already, it's about to get even more sad!

So, if you just wish I'd stop with The Views From Mike's Face,

They'll go on and on, until the end of this idiot's race!

 

After-Chorus:

And the day after this side-show election,

They'll be sporting a next-time erection!

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

End