"Laugh Now, B***h!"

Poetry purist? Keep moving!

"Look how adorable!" Well, you'd better laugh now,

cause I'm clawing your face, b***h!" I've had all of this I'll allow!

 

Oh, it's so damn funny, a cat with melon rinds on his head.

Well it won't be so funny after your flesh I shred!

 

Remember these lethal weapons on the end of my paws?

You seem to have forgotten, well, moron, they're called claws,

 

and they'll bring you severe woe and agonizing pain,

cause they'll rip you to shreds, and open a vein.

 

This will end, one way or the other.

You'll call me the F word, right after 'mother!'