The Selfie Dudes!

What you dog's REALLY do!

Look at us, two styling dudes, aren't we crazy?

A coupla the wackiest dogs you'll ever see!

 

People get the mistaken idea we're happy chasing a ball,

I mean, think about if that was all to your life, after all.

 

And, it doesn't hurt, we got into my master's liquor stash,

and chowed down on about 3 pounds of his brownies laced with hash!

 

I know I know, chocolate's suppose to be bad for us hounds,

but, just think if you're threatened with going to the pound

 

by your overlord for nothing but the tiniest infraction.

You'd be looking a diversion, for any distraction!

 

Live dangerously, is what we say, besides, I think it's just a ruse

by humans so there's more left for them. Just like their booze,

 

the gluttonous pigs on two legs. We let them keep believing we're dense,

keep up that pretense--wow wee, partner, isn't this s**t intense?