The Squidville Ragin' Storks!"

The Squidville Ragin' Storks Single A, Semi-Pro Baseball Club, would like to honor you, the fans, who have loyally stuck with us through what we call baseball, and you call regurgitated, semi-digested lunch, by holding a joint Fan Appreciation Night, and Toe-Tag Night--why wait until October, because all ready, this first month of April, this season's over. The first three fans through the turnstiles will receive a gold-colored 'R.I.P, You B*****d's!" key chain/bottle opener. They'll also be a drawing for a 'Ragin' Storks' baseball hat, with simulated bird feces on the top and bill, so you can look just like 'Fireballin' Scott Benito, without the hat, of course, star pitcher for The Storks--so come on out Monday, April 30th, and let us say 'thank you!', Ragin' Storks' style!