Foul Fowl!

We HATE the game!

What's the matter? What are you looking at?

How would you like your head caved in with a bat?

 

Yes, I'm very cross, and I'm mentally flipping you several birds.

To describe my extreme ire, there ain't enough words!

 

I was hired to be the very face of a dumb-a*s game,

but it's just bird-ism, that's the only fricking name

 

for it-this angry bird bullshit--this lumping all birds together

as pissed, and not friendly--hey, we're not all birds of a feather,

 

some of us dream of everyday things, of lining our nest

with gold, trying to provide a better life for our chicks, in our quest,

 

to give them a better life than we had--which doesn't include

being falsely portrayed as all pissed. You humans, screw you!

 

 

 

Reviews

[JBoone]

Thank you for your creativity. Cute.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much, JB!