Road to Suckerville!

Born under a bad road sign!

I'm always falling for lamest, and most obvious,

to being a little light in the head-loafers, I'm quite oblivious!

 

Can't you see, "sap!" written on my forehead?

I'll believe anything--I'll believe whatever's been said.

 

Got a hot pepper concession in the Sahara? I'll invest, sure!

I'm the ultimate Mr. Gullible--Mr. 'Really, Clark?', as it were.

 

Unlike 'Christmas Vacation' this is real life, not a picture show.

I can't walk out blinking in the sunlight after two hours, and go

 

home after this baby--nope, I've got a non-refundable ticket

to this show, and I am here for the duration--so I'd better get

 

to taking a hell of a lot less taking the Boulevard De Face Value,

and travel a lot more with my eyes wide open on Skeptical Avenue!