Porky Takes To The Sky!

Well I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!

     Sure as the sun will rise in the east, the completely predictable is happening--the same man who once said Donald Trump was a joke, Senator 'Bomb Everything!' Lindsey Graham is now urging fellow Republicans to get on board 'The Massive Ego Express', and support Trump for president. Well, slap my a*s and call me Sally, a Republican Senator endorsing the Republican nominee-- falling into line with his own party? Why, I'd NEVER have guessed that--it came out of left field, and was so unexpected, I'll need a moment to get over the shock--okay, I'm over it! Just goes to show you how insincere and blatantly hollow these 'heartfelt principals' really are. Oh, I'm sorry, Lindsey, did you really mean to say 'great', not 'joke'? Just when I started to think you may have a sliver of common sense in you, you showed me just why you make me ralph. Actually, you had little choice. Not if you want to be invited to MacConnel's house for some of them there tasty griddle cakes that the missus cooks up every year at the 'Obstruction Jamboree'. I understand how much you'd feel left out! God forbid that you actually mean what you say, and stand for something--well, when I see Porky winging his way south for the winter, is when I'll believe there's an ounce of sincerity in y'all!