Somebody Help Me!

Somebody Help Me!

A Story by Michael Stevens
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An honest fear!

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   God, I'm not going to make it through the election! You know you're completely sick of Donald Trump when you have to exit a story about him, ON A COMEDY SHOW! I tried to watch the beginning of 'The Daily Show', and I got a few chuckles-- then they were making fun of him for his speech to the NRA, showing clips of the damn thing, and I became so upset, I had to X out in order to save my sanity. To me, there's nothing remotely funny about the Dick--err--Donald. 


I really, truly, don't think I'll be able to watch the debates this fall. I can honestly say I've never hated a political candidate this much. Oh, sure, I've disagreed with several, vehemently, but this is bile-churning, out-and-out hate! This man is THE crudest, self-loving, pardon the expression, pecker, ever--and it's not even close--the man's ego is growing so out of control--I'm surprised he doesn't have to wheel it around on a separate cart, because it's too big for his head--and that's saying something--have you seen his head--it's HHUUGGEE!

 

© 2016 Michael Stevens


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Added on May 26, 2016
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Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..