The Election of 201---Squirrel!

I need SOMETHING!

"Blah, blah, blah," and the beat never changes.

I drives you up the wall, and rearranges

 

your thought process--for example, I used to believe

there was no way someone as crude as Trump could deceive

 

anyone, let alone millions--so I need some kind of distraction

from the insipid around-the-clock bad-taste infraction

 

that is The Donaldinator--please, I'm begging you, video gods.

And, the sickness doesn't stop with Donny, no, odds

 

are, the media will once again treat us like we're five years

old, endlessly beating the drum about sensationalism and fear,

 

it sells airtime, and let's get down to the truth of the matter,

isn't that what this is really about--the former and the latter?