Bummer A*s Day!

Bummer A*s Day!

A Poem by Michael Stevens
"

Mondays, huh?

"
Bummer A*s Day

 

Verse:

 

It is a Monday, a day like any other day

except it's Monday, what else need I say?

You know what I'm talking bout--you think they suck, too,

at least if you're honest--the day of red, white, and the blues!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

I won't say it--the hell I won't--they blow!

More than the other days, don't you know?

 

Verse:

 

Once I had a job, and thought they were bad then,

but now I don't, and they still suck--to Hell and back again!

Eeyore is gloating and laughing right into my ear.

"I told ya--didn't I tell ya? For you--it's my day all year!"

 

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

Woke up this morning, and it's Bummer A*s Day.

This sad-sack feeling just will never go away!

Bummer A*s Day--takes the low-rung prize.

Monday morning ball of s**t, swims before my eyes!

 

Verse:

 

I tried in vain to go the jolly happy route,

but, look around, was there ever any doubt?

This day blows a little more than the other six,

because of the darkness and utter suckage it inflicts!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Repeat Chorus:

 

END

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2016 Michael Stevens


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Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..