Bummer A*s Day!A Poem by Michael StevensMondays, huh?![]() Bummer A*s Day
Verse:
It is a Monday, a day like any
other day except it's Monday, what else need
I say? You know what I'm talking bout--you
think they suck, too, at least if you're honest--the day
of red, white, and the blues!
Pre-Chorus:
I won't say it--the hell I
won't--they blow! More than the other days, don't you
know?
Verse:
Once I had a job, and thought they
were bad then, but now I don't, and they still
suck--to Hell and back again! Eeyore is gloating and laughing
right into my ear. "I told ya--didn't I tell ya?
For you--it's my day all year!"
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Chorus:
Woke up this morning, and it's
Bummer A*s Day. This sad-sack feeling just will
never go away! Bummer A*s Day--takes the low-rung
prize. Monday morning ball of s**t, swims before
my eyes!
Verse:
I tried in vain to go the jolly
happy route, but, look around, was there ever
any doubt? This day blows a little more than
the other six, because of the darkness and utter
suckage it inflicts!
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Added on May 31, 2016 Last Updated on May 31, 2016 AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |


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