One Day Without Trump--Anything!

It's such a tough road--song lyrics!

Verse:

 

I leaped out of bed, full of vim and vigor--

okay full of something, but quick on the trigger

because Trump jokes are just too damn easy.

And then 'overkill' suddenly occurred to me!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

So no jokes about his s**t-glob hair.

No jokes about his dick, anywhere.

 

Verse:

 

"My name is Mike Stevens and I'm a Trump-a-holic!"

Or, maybe I need a big dose of out-of-control ego antibiotic.

They say the first step is admitting there's a problem,

and I, as a pretend member of the fourth column,

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

or estate, feel I have a duty to let people see

just how deep my contempt is for this wanna-be.

 

Chorus:

 

A Day Without Trump...Anything, is a promise I made to myself.

At least for today, I'll put my ranks and put-downs upon the shelf.

I've become what I'm always screaming at the T.V. about,

sickening wall-to-wall, a non-stop Trump covererer--I've got to cut it out!

 

Verse:

 

You see the problem seems to be--he pisses me off to no end.

So as I sit here, the shakes do start, and I'm trying to fend

off the overwhelming urge to rank, and give him what he wants,

which to see or hear his name--and by not, it twists me into knots!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

What is it about the man that haunts my dreams?

Could he be the Anti-Christ, which is how it seems?

 

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