Veerage!

And now for something completely different...

Too much unbelievable news, and too much repetition on my part,

so I'm veering away from the political bullshit--today, quite apart

 

from serious, I'll be flapping my gums about something different,

not about how dangerous a candidate is, or our moral descent

 

into chaos--no, today, it's all about stupid, it's all about dumb,

humor, not the candidate, but I'm having trouble thinking of some

 

topics, because, let's face it, it's dominant--so I'm not going to have veerage,
cause this thing's driving itself, and I got absolutely no self-steerage!