Grind Away!

Song lyrics

 

Verse:

 

I'm GOING out with the guy with the tattoos and the car,

so Dad, if you thought this would stop me, you don't know how far,

or the lengths I'm willing to go to get this monstrosity off me.

I'll grind this chastity b***h off, thereby setting it free!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

Hang on, Gavin, I'm almost there,

grinding off this no-fun underwear!

 

Verse:

 

Good thing I'm wearing flame-retardant clothing,

because I could resemble a road-flare, knowing

that these rags could torch me because they ignite,

and I'd resemble a living arc welder, all right!

 

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Chorus:

 

Dad thought this would stop sex dead in it's tracks.

Well, Dad, it won't work, and them's the facts.

Grind Away, and freedom will be mine at last,

I resent being treated like a kid, and parentally harassed!

 

Verse:

 

I'm telling ya--this lap lock is as good as gone,

Dad, and then Gavin, it will be, "game on!"

This medieval horn deterrent is so yesterday,

I'm not the sweet innocent girl, Dad, you wish I'd portray!

 

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