Never

Trump's playbook for victory!

Verse:

If you don't want to appear weak, never apologize,

not if you want to appear larger than average guys.

If you have no clue, lash out like a teen.

If you don't know what to say, pretend that you mean

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everything you say, even if it's not what you said yesterday.

The kind of voter I'm after won't know the difference, anyway.

Verse:

The six words I hate to hear are, 'let's go to the video tape!

If it wasn't for that, I could make good my escape.

I come across as ruthless, and quite a mean-a*s bully,

even though I don't understand anything like I should, fully!

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Chorus:

Some say I'll win this election, "Never!"

I'm not handsome, and I sure ain't clever.

In fact this comb-over obscures my lack of brains.

If I'm to win, I'll have to scream if I hope to reign

Verse:

Just bulldoze over those who'd stand in you way,

just steamroll those b*****s with the things you say.

Ridicule, and ridicule, are the only arrows in my quiver.

Proposals that sound good, but I'll have no chance to deliver.

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