Have You Seen the Flowe--Trump!

(The Intervention)

 

Verse:

 

My Mom called me in to the living room, so I went.

I walked down the hall, unaware that my descent

into madness was about to reach it's sad conclusion,

for all my family and friends we there, adding to my confusion.

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

"Mike," Mom said, "first off, know we love you,

and are concerned that your sanity is through."

 

Verse:

 

It was an intervention, I was being waylaid.

I felt the anger rise up, I felt so damned betrayed!

"What, you think I'm addicted? I can quit anytime I want,"

I lamely tried to say, appearing rather nonchalant.

 

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Chorus:

 

Have You Seen the Flowe--Trump!  

Well, I'll be damned, I'm a spewing Donny-pump!

They were right, I badly need an intervention.

I see it know, and I hereby state my intention

 

After-Chorus:

 

to stay away from the one-way street

that is Trump-osis--my madness is complete!

 

Verse:

 

I flew too close, and that b*****d reeled me in,

and now my grip of reality is wearing mighty thin.

But thanks to friends and family, I've seen it

just in time, and I can veer away from all his bullshit!

 

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