An Important Message!

An Important Message From The RNC

     "Friends of liberty, we need your help. The very principle of 'small government-miraculous results' is under attack from the liberal left. They believe that government should exist to help everyone, not just the moneyed few. As hard as it is to believe, they not only believe that s**t, but they believe the majority of the American people agree. Now, I ask you, what's majority mean, the votes of a bunch of common losers who can't possibly understand how this cash regi--err--government works? Phhft--now that s**t cracks us up--so if you want to help us stop those liberal b******s in their tracks, and from taking over America, won't you please send $50-$10,000 (If sending this amount, please make sure it's in small, untraceable bills-ha, ha! No, seriously!) right away? Help us take America back from a true democracy, and let's restore sanity and the natural way of things, huh?"