Things I Can't Explain!

No clue!

Things I can't explain: why reality shows are popular?

Why an ex-reality T.V. host suddenly thinks himself qualified to be president?

Why some of us would suddenly think of him as qualified?

Why haven't the American people laughed this fake b*****d back to The Dark Trump Tower yet?

Is there enough room to safely contain his ego?

Exactly how big are his hands?

Why the television remote suddenly misplaces itself when the man's hate-twisted face appears on the television screen?

What is the cable news network's fascination with this guy, and why aren't they turning red-faced with embarrassment?

What kind of spell he's cast over the American people where they'd vote for him against the very things they profess to care about?

Why the 'f' button on my computer is worn down to a nub?

Will Canada build a wall to keep out fleeing Americans if, God-forbid, he wins?

Why my normal vocabulary is reduced to a select few curse words, and nasty at that, when his leering face appears on the television screen?

Is there any lone minute when he isn't on the television screen?

Why should I have to turn the television off to be rid of the specter of Donald Trump?

Does all news stop, or do the News Networks put on their collective knee pads because The Donald has once again offended someone, or proved his utter incompetence?

What offensive thing must he say--what line must he cross, before the zombies wake up from their trance, and realize this guy is nothing but a joke, unfunny and dangerous?

Are there enough caricatures of the guy out there to last me until I run out of things to criticize about this embarrassment to the human race?