The Feces Toss!

For when you've got nothing else!

"Paddy cake, paddy cake, baker's man,

you scoop up some cow s**t, and smash it in your hand!"

You give that b***h a projectile-like mighty heave,

right into your opponent's face, like you wouldn't believe!

Track and field, ha, is now so yesterday,

THIS is the sport you've got to play!

Fresh from an outhouse--right to your face.

That's what you'll get if you don't keep your place,

when you have designs on our spot,

we'll get down and dirty, give it all we've got.

Drag your good name by the coattails through the mud,

and slander your a*s--we're desperate, and out for blood!

People say we go negative too damn easy,

that our tactics are low-down and sleazy,

but, we mean, don't try telling us you'd do different,

cause when you have no ideas, you'll turn to daggers sent,

aimed at their groin--that'll keep us in power, for another hour?

Yes, you could say our outlook for the future's looking mighty sour,

but, it's the only card we have left to play, and we're

going to burn it all down, and escape in our clown car!

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

You said it very succinctly. It's true. We are quick to go negative -- it's the low hanging fruit, and it is easy enough to do. It can backfire, though, but by then it has already been done.

[Michael Stevens]

True, that--it is the way of both sides, but it seems to me that it's all the Trumpers have--they rely on people being scared, with nothing but an apocalyptic visions of the future, with no positive ones, and no ideas about anything positive!