The Braying A*s Corporation Presents..."

Real life-reflecting bumper stickers!

"Are you sick of having to follow a vehicle with "My Child Is An Honor Student," or 'Hang in There!" blow-chunk bumper stickers? With the former, well, whoopty-fricking-do for you--and with the latter, bullshit, freak out! Isn't it about time for a bumper sticker that expresses the feeling of millions of hard-working American citizens who don't have an exceptional child, or who fold like a cheap tent in a windstorm? Well, now there is. Introducing, "Bumper Bullshit Blue Collar, Tell-It-The-Way-It-Is Bumper Stickers. How about, "My Kid's a Reject", or "The Guy In The Vehicle Behind Me is Complete Loser!" or "Oh S**t, Time To Panic!" Those are just three of the 47,687 different true-life-reflecting Real Life Bumper Stickers, new, from The Braying A*s Corporation. So, pick up one, available at most convenience stores, in the Pornography/Corn Nut aisle, and if you want to give the middle finger to life, these new bumper stickers are close, VERY close!"