Skull Alarm!

I have an alarm system built into my head,

that warns me of bullshit, a certain someone said.

Of course, it's going going off constantly, any time he 

opens his mouth--keeps me on edge and jolts me awake--see,

I tried to shut it off, but I'm having no luck at all,

because he's always talking, and always on, with that stupid drawl!

It seems I'm cursed, with a bullshit Skull Alarm.

His ignorant bluster is causing massive harm.

Harm to minorities, women, and our standing around the globe,

harm to any living thing, because he's a moronic microbe!