Tool Of The Dark Side

A tool for all seasons!

Donny, their boy, what makes you tick?

Why are you acting like such a dick?

You've maybe fooled others, by not me,

You're danger embodied in a three

piece suit, you're just a screaming tool,

a Tool of The Dark Side, a blow torch fool.

Whatever spell you've cast on ordinary gals and guys,

hasn't touched me, I see you're a joke through wide-open eyes!