Imagine the Worst, Then Watch T. V!

Really, media?

This nightmare is so much worse than I expected. I expected to see a certain idiot every, maybe, hour or so, but his self-absorbed face is on every minute, hell, every second! I've never seen the news media, with knee pads on, and mic in hand, begging, pleading with the gentleman in question to say or do something, anything, orbiting Pluto, so they can have blaring headlines that will grab our attention. 

Watching them trip over a dangling part of their anatomy in trying to not miss anything the gloating b*****d says, at the expense of actual news, would be funny if it was, but it's beyond pathetic, the way he has them by the short hairs. They look frantic, desperate, to not miss a word he says, and the guy never shuts up!