The Victim

A horrifying emergency!

'"Doctor Halstrom, you're needed in the, ER stat!"

After a few seconds, "Okay, I'm here, what's so important that

you interrupted my lunch? Betsy made something me something special,

and I'm NOT happy, my free time is mine, now what the hell?"

"Well, doctor, you said to get you immediately if The Victim

started displaying symptoms of cellular head delusion, and rather grim

news, I'm afraid, it seems to be worse than we thought.

He keeps yelling that Trump would make a fine president, he's not

making any sense at all, doctor, I think an emergency Brainectomy

will have to be performed. Thanks to Obamacare, the operation is free."

"No, I'm skipping the Brainectomy, there's not enough time,

we've got to jolt his brain, if in fact its not already too late for him to be fine."

"Paddles! Clear!"

Reviews

[cimmy wuv xxxooo]

Your funny and you make it clear just how much you HATE Trump haha.
I enjoyed this and it made me chuckle.
You have quite the storys in your poetry.
I liked this one.
Keep writing :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and I'm sorry I just noticed this--"I can't fly this thing--bail, bail!'