Sharpies and Knee Pads!

Access Hillary!

This is more a knock on the media than to suggest she's totally innocent!

On board Hilary’s plane, over, ah, somewhere.

It really doesn't matter to us, over anywhere

is fine, we finally get access to the candidate.

We've been whining and crying for months, we just can't 

wait

to probe her, ah, with our 5th grade level questions,

so we can rip her apart with our innuendous suggestions.

I guess if you think about it, can you blame the political 

chick?

After all, we act like sharks, who knock her down, then 

continue to kick

her in the face with our heavy media boots. We turn an 

innocent comment

into a disaster, that in turn, and with several repeats, 

hangs around her neck

like a boat anchor, and then we're like, 'what?' But none of 

that matters,

for you have to have the capacity to feel embarrassment, 

the chapters

of our smear campaign are still a work in progress, with 

more innuendo to come,

because those who want to see her crash and burn will 

not believe parts, and cling to some!

So, come on class, we've got us a plane to catch, grab 

your Sharpies and Knee Pads,

we've got us a reputation to savage, and innocent to make 

look bad!