An Open Letter To Advertisers!

"Look, I get it, you're are targeting today's youth, and that ain't me, to put it mildly, but are you trying to drive me away? Are they printing 'youth bucks', that is somehow different from the money I have, because when I hear an annoying hip-hop song played over one of your ads, my first thought isn't 'boy, that's cool, I've gotta get me one of them!', no, it's 'if I don't shut this s**t off, I'm in real danger of destroying my computer with a claw hammer!', and that would be rather unfortunate, for me, because I'd need a new computer, and have you seen the price these days, and for you, because I'd no longer be able to watch your ads, with or without an annoying hip-hop song. So, I'm begging you, please change you advertisements NOW!"