The Greatest Horror Show On T.V.

Please let me be right!

Okay, here's where my election theory is put to the test,

the one where I've said all along that voters will like Hillary the best,

when it's all said and done, she'll be left standing, while Trump?

He'll be left all alone, looking like an air horn chump

Cable news networks are running play-by-play, like it's the Super Bowl,

come to think about it, everything's over hyped, both in English, and Espanol.

I believe they want it close, to drive their rating numbers sky high,

hopefully, old Donny-Boy, we can soon wave you a middle-fingered goodbye!

But, I have to admit to some moments of fear, when a new poll comes out.

I'll admit to some pause, and terrifying moments of doubt,

for I truly believe if he's elected, mankind is in for some unbearable times.

For he's like a nightmare that crawls up from some deep, dark, pit of slime

and ooze, that holds a terrible darkness and our deepest fears.

So, damn it, I have to be right, as the election to decide our fate draws near!