Motor-Mouthed Dick!

We all know someone...!

           

God, just shut up already, you're driving me insane,

with you're non-stop running commentary, which is so inane.

I'm trying to be polite here, but you make it so tough.

I stopped listening hours ago, I mean, enough is enough!

Your pie hole is flapping, flapping, on and on about nothing.

I could maybe stand it, if you had a clue about something!

But apparently, no one told you, you're unaware of your dickness.

On and on you babble, it's amazing, really, about your head thickness!

You've never heard, "When you're digging yourself in deeper, stop digging!"

As I listen to you drone on and on, I'm wiggin', I'm wiggin'!