The PERFECT Man!

A true blue-collar hero, oh, well...!

I ain't happy, but all that's about to change.

I found the candidate who'll duly rearrange

the downward spiral of my piss poor fortunes,

a candidate who sees that we should be the chosen ones.

He understands what being an American is all about,

being red, white, and blue means a sneer and a shout.

Yes, my life sucks, and it's your fault, building a wall

will rectify that, yes, we think big, while you all think small,

A wall to keep out you non-Americans, who're not native like us,

after all, let's face it, we've been here for 400 years plus.

Before that, I'm not too sure, but it really doesn't matter,

we didn't get things handed to us on a silver platter!

Reviews

[1VJ]

Politics aren't my cup of tea but you said a mouthful. He should insert that silver platter sideways somewhere. :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks, Paloma, and he's impossible to ignore, even though I dearly wish I could!