Three-Ringed Circus of Doom

Vote right up and buy your ticket!

The way I see it, the Three Ring Circus of Doom

is waiting for a ring master, the Harbinger of Doom,

to come along and lead it to disaster, to rack and ruin.

There's a joke of a candidate with no clue what he's doin,

who wants to step into the tent and be completely in charge.

And while his brain may be tiny, his manhood is so large,

and, after all, isn't that most important in a potential leader?

Ask him, he knows people, and he's a mind reader,

who's foreign policy is based on the carrot and the stick,

minus the carrot, minus the understanding, he's a grudge-holding dick!

So, if he's elected, step right up, the Three Ring Circus will be in town.

I guess we'll be getting exactly what we deserve, a clueless ferret-clown!