Hillbillies For Trump

A new GRASS roots organization!

"Hi, there, sum-b*****s, it's your old friend in the buckskin britches,

Clem, Gummer that is, here ta tell ya absolute sum-b*****s

that I'm supporting Trump for president, not because I 

think he's smart,

but because he'll liven up my television viewing. Now, 

before you start

in reaming me because you think that's a terrible reason

for supporting a potential leader, have you seen the new 

T. V. season?

I mean, snoozeville, although there's that new show about 

a guy

who marries his sister, that sounds like it'll be good, but I 

mean, why,

other than that one instance, it's going to be a wasteland 

pile.

And, because we ain't got cable way out here, and while

our choices are rather limited to three channels our rabbit 

ears

can pick up, Trump says some laugh-out-loud s**t, that as 

near

as I can figger, should keep you entertained for minutes-

on-end,

at least till he admits the obvious, it's all bullshit and 

meant to offend.

So, won't ya sum b*****s join me in supporting who 

admittedly is a joke,

and yee-haw--stirs up the ant hill, by trying to provoke!"